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Goodbye from ur bro Carles


Hey yall. HIPSTER RUNOFF has been sold. Some famous comedian almost bought it, but he was outbid by another chill bro. It is chill. I am happy. Don't worry, I'm doing okay. It will be chill. New vibes. Chill bros. "Every new beginning comes from some other beginningz end." The Semisonixxx Closing Times

I have finally realized that I want to be a part of the auth movement, so I will try to start an auth buzzband. I will be playing SXSW if I can find a van 2 ride there in and I am open 2 playing 'high priced corporate DJ gigs' that aren't officially affiliated with Coachella as well. As always, you can say 'goodbye' 2 me here.


I'll holler at u when I have something buzzworthy 4 u. I guess all I ever wanted was 2 b a bzz human. An auth ass buzz human.

If u don't 'get' why I am no longer interested in this blog, plz read "Why I h8 online media", "Scalability vs Creativity" and especially "Nothing Matters."

Thanks 2 all of the authentic commenters who have emailed me. I appreciate all of u.

It felt great 2 cnnct with meaningful ppl on the internet 4 so long.

HIPSTER RUNOFF is now for sale!


Have u ever wanted 2 own ur own online media company with opportunity for growth, power, and money? Do you want to influence culture? Do u want access 2 an audience of ToTaLLY authentic CoNSuMeRs who spend money on technology, recreation, and fun?

Then consider purchasing HIPSTER RUNOFF by next Wednesday! We're up for sale on the auction site Flippa!

Buy HIPSTER RUNOFF today.
https://flippa.com/3477214-famous-niche-hipster-pr-5-site-w-168-648-uniques-mo-making-1-300-mo-w-no-work

This is not a joke. You will receive all of our assets, including content, Twitter account, Facebook account.

Contact Carles with any questions.

Jack Antonoff: Hipster rocker that you need on your iPod


If you were like me in high school, you were definitely hanging out on the bleachers during the high school football game. Definitely not on the field or a popular cheer leader--you were hanging out with the nerds, geeks, cool kids, or somewhere inbetween. If you were like me, then you're gonna love Jack Antonoff, the hipster alt rock n roller that has ALL of the blogs buzzing, trending on Facebook, and even has his own Instagram hashtag. His new band Bleachers is climbing up the charts, and if you're not sitting in their section, then you might just get cyberbullied.

When Antonoff isn't having FUN in the band Fun., he is making more cool music with his band BLEACHERS. The band has been featured on VH1's You Oughtta Know Fest 2014 and is making big waves in 2015.

The new song by Bleachers is "I wanna Get Better", which is a song about the desire to get better--something we can all relate to, specifically after our new year's resolutions.

And ladies, I've got bad news for you. He's TAKEN by Lena Dunham, better known as the Millennial Rosie O'Donnell. She's going to be AMAZING on The View! This hipster power couple is exactly the breath of fresh air the scene needs.

Buy the song off iTunes, AmazonMP3, the Google Play store, or just turn on the radio. It's hard to miss!

Echosmith's "Cool Kids" is the new cool song on the block.


Whether or not you were a cool kid in your school, there's one thing we all wanted to be: one of the cool kids. So move over uncool kids, because these days you have a cool anthem that cool and uncool kids alike can rally around. If you are a fan of the Beatles, Lorde, The One-ders, and Natalie Imbruglia, then you are definitely going to love "Cool Kids", a song which is by the Echosmith. In the song, the lead singer sings:

I wish that I could be like the cool kids.

The song has a very positive message about fitting in and fighting today's anti-bullying culture. We must stand together to unite as cool kids, as opposed to picking sides and arguing so much. The Echosmith are a rising pop band from Tulsa, Oklahoma. It's actually a band of siblings, which makes them even more appealing to family audiences. With pop hits like this, they'll be speeding past the Partridge Family Bus before you know it.

If there's one band to put on your iPod, it's definitely them. Before you know it, you might be a cool kid...

Check out this rendition on the Today show. Al Roker, Ann Curry, and Matt Lauer all seem to enjoy it, which means that the proof is in the pudding.

Comment below if you ever wished you were one of the cool kids and tell us YOUR anti-bullying story.

Is the scene still alive?


I went to the old scene spot
And saw the same scene faces
A few years older
Still wearing stupid clothes
Still looking proud

Is the scene still alive?

Was I the one who was alive?
Or was I just naive
feelings of youth, hope, a better tomorrow
manifesting itself in my arbitrary cultural immersion

But the scene still looks the same
The scene children are still around
They are still talking about things tangentially related to the commercial arts

Have you heard the band?
Have u heard the album?
Have you seen the popular television show?
Did u see the movie film?
Are you going to the opening? I believe there is an open bar
Are you going to the regional music festival?
It has the same lineup as the regional music festival
on the opposite side of the country.

Did the scene ever exist?
Why did we invent the scene in our minds
It was nothing
It was everything

Is the scene still alive?
There are people still alive in the scene?
Are they ALIVE?
Was I ever ALIVE?

They still seem like they honor the scene
So maybe it is still alive
Maybe they are still alive

They still seem to take it seriously.
It still seems to define them.
Are they holding on to something that doesn't exist any more?
Are they holding on to themselves?
Did I lose myself?

Is the scene still alive?

I am going 2 be ZEDD 4 Halloween.


First of all
Have u evr 1dered...
If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy?
If our love's insanity, why are you my clarity?

Whaddup tho?

Happy Halloween
It's me
the popular mainstream EDM pop DJ and producer
ZEDD

Whaddup?
I'm ZEDD 4 Halloween bitches
Check me out
I look like a bro

Except I'm ZEDD
I fuckin kill it
My music poses larger questions abt the human condition
like
If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy?
If our love's insanity, why are you my clarity?

Srsly, why r u my clarity and my remedy?
It just doesn't make sense

But srsly
If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy?
If our love's insanity, why are you my clarity?


Can u plz answer me
If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy?
If our love's insanity, why are you my clarity?

U think my costume is shitty?
Fuck you.
I'm ZEDD

If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy?
If our love's insanity, why are you my clarity?

R u gonna stay the nite?
R u gonna stay the nite?
Oh oh oh, R u gonna stay the nite?

R u gonna stay the nite?
Doesn't mean we're bound for life
So oh oh, R u gonna stay the nite?

N e ways
Gotta go to JCrew
get my ZEDD costume

Laterz,
the ZEDDmeister

PS:
If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy?
If our love's insanity, why are you my clarity?

Honestly have u evr wondered
If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy?
If our love's insanity, why are you my clarity?