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Alice Glass strips down to bra in new Crystal Castles video. Is she hotter than Sexi Lexi? (19 comments) |
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Pam from "The Office" throws down sick DJ set (30 comments) |
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NSFW: Tyler the Creator exposes his black penis in new Odd Future video (12 comments) |
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Shannon Gaga does an AMAZING cover of Lana Del Rey's "Born To Die" (4 comments) |
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Lana Del Rey spotted canoodling with her Hotty McHotHot boyfriend Barrie James O'Neill (10 comments) |
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Chris Brown makes scary faces on the beach bc he hits women (16 comments) |
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Did Sleigh Bells 'effing tank' LDR-style on SNL? (23 comments) |
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Justin Timberlake straight 'makes a bitch outta' Bon Iver on SNL (7 comments) |
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NSFW: Selena Gomez has a vagina lip slip! Oh no, BB! (3 comments) |
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Group of relevant ethnic alt celebs search for ethnic alt bread (5 comments) |
Link to video: http://vimeo.com/36713119
Alice BB! Ur looking good in the new video for the hit song "Suffocation"!
I love LOVE LOVE the new video directed by Crystal Castles frontman Ethan Kath! U walk around like the indie diva that u r...
Does Alice look good in her bra?
Every1 is having a HUGE deb8 abt who is hotter: Alexis Krauss (aka Sexi Lexi Krauss), the lead singer of Sleigh Bells, or the original bleep bloop Princess of Darkness, Alice Glass. The resemblance is EERIE, and EVERY1 is trying to figure out who is the original HardXCore indie diva.
Did Alexis Krauss 'rip off' Alice Glass's personal brand?
Who is who? I just don't know any more.... It's like every1 is just morphing in2 1 person.
Maybe we should all just get along, and try to celebrate all of the BANGIN bodied BBs in indie...
Vicki LeGrand... Maddie Follin... Alice BB... Alexis BB... Lana Del Rey... the TuneYards broad... etc...
But maybe this is a war to be the most relevant, banging bodied BB in indie. U have to encourage a diva to create her own voice, and stop at nothing 2 be #1.
Who would u rather be with: Alice Glass or Alexis Krauss?
Who is 'more hardcore'? [via more likely 2 share needle drugs with u]
Who is more 'prosumer indie core'?
Should Alice Glass get a Virgin Mary tat sleeve?
Who would u rather spend the rest of ur life with?
Did Sleigh Bells 'rip off' Crystal Castles for being an 'aggressive boy girl duo' with a hyperactive light show?
Do u think Middle American girls find Alexis Krauss 2 be more identifiable bc Alice Glass is 2 hardXcore?
R u on #TeamSleighBells or #TeamCrystalCastles?
Alice Glass is the lead singer of Crystal Castles. She is known for her KrAzY onStAgE aNtiCs.
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Alexis Krauss is the lead singer of Sleigh Bells. She has a Virgin Mary Tattoo.
Read more>>>>I have no idea why Odd Future is popular, or why any1 takes them seriously 'as artists.' It seems like they are so baffled by the idea that they appeal to white people that instead of using their platform to be the change that they would like to see in hip hop, they spend time making low level meme-level videos that are stupid, and basically say, "haha. can't believe yall white niggaz be watchin this. SWAG. GOLF WANG bitches."
Anyways, who cares. Tyler the Creator showed off his penis / vagina / mangina in the video.
OMG! So Shocking! They are truly pushing boundaries and taking the rap game 2 such great heights.
U have to feel bad for Odd Future, because they are prisoners of their own buzz. They basically have a group of ppl who tells them that all of their ideas are 'golden' and 'original', and even though they will continue to make mad bank and achieve buzz from whatever they do.
Do u <3 or h8 Odd Future?
Are they s00oo0o sensational?
Are they racist against whites or self-hating negros?
Do they have anything to say, or are they just spouting blah blah blah?
Do they use 'the n-word' 2 often?
R u impressed by Tyler the Creator's cock, or did u always suspect that he had a vagina?
Does he need 2 do more manscaping?
Does Tyler the Creator have a penis or not?
Tyler is a teenage producer, rapper, and the leader of an experimental lofi shock-rap crew called Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All.
Odd Future is the lofi shock-rap crew run by Tyler, The Creator.
Lana BB! Ur out and abt with ur Hottie McHotHot BF, Barrie James O'Neill! It must be nice to be Lana Del Rey's boyfriend. You have the most coveted mainstream diva in the game in ur arms. She must have some sort of Lord of the Rings fantasy, or vibe out to some Braveheart-style roleplaying. To each her own... Sigh....
PREVIOUSLY: MEET LANA DEL REY'S MYSTERIOUS BOYFRIEND, BARRIE JAMES O'NEILL
Yall DEFANATELY are NOT playing VhheheeehdeeeoohooyooGHHaaYMMEESSSAAAHH tonight! Instead, ur out on a date to WHERE EVER LDR wants to go.
Who woulda thought, we spent all this time talking abt her indie cred when her true value was LOOKING BANGIN in some CANOODLING PIX.
Lana BB! Ur looking CURVY and AMAZEBALLS. How do u FIT all those curves in2 ur TINY, BEAUTAFUL figure?
Where'd u get ur jeans? Mervyn's? Marshalls? Kohl's? I NEED 2 get me a pair, bb!
I am jealous of Lana Del Rey.
She has it all.
Over 1 million records sold worldwide.
International fame.
And a DREAMBOAT BF named Barrie James O'Neill.
UGH. I need to start a youtube channel and make more mashups so that eventually I can become an internationally known diva.
Does LDR look good?
Should she date some one more famous?
When will Lana Del Rey and Barrie James O'Neill breakup?
Do u think he calls her 'Lizzie Grant' or 'Lana'?
Lana Del Rey is a hot female indie singer. She is 'mad controversial.'
Barrie James O’Neill is rumored to be Lana Del Rey's boyfriend. He is in a Scottish alt rock band named Kassidy.
Read more>>>>Justin Timberlake is 'desperately trying' 2 be an SNL-funny man, although he should be singing soft R&B songs for white girls 2 cream their panties over. Ever since he played that Napster guy in The Brocial Network, it is clear that he is obsessed with becoming a mnstrm
Perhaps Timberlake is attempting to become an indie band, since he is participating in the art of 'Indie Pandering.' I'd expect this type of behavior between two indie bands on twitter, but creating a sign to overcompensate for 'making a bitch' outta him after he brought his snooze waves 2 the stage just a few week ago seemed like he was 'trying 2 hard.'
Was this sketch 'effing boring'?
Why is no1 talking abt Beyonce's fake baby?
Are Maya Rudolph and Amy Poehler the least funny, yet overhyped female castmembers of all time?
Did Justin Timberlake 'straight bitch' Justin Vernon?
Is Bon Iver 'riding high' after winning a Grammy?
Is Bon Iver part of the mainstream cultural lexicon zeitgeist?
Will they be forced to change their sound to adapt 2 mnstrm masses?
Will Justin Vernon get to 'upgrade' from collab-ing with James Blake level C-rate alt celebs, and now get to bronoodling with Kanye, JT, and Bruce Hornsby?
Bon Iver is a bearded man from a Midwestern forest who sounds like Bruce Hornsby and once collab-ed with Kanye West.
The best part abt the Lana Del Rey SNL TANKJOB is that it has us watching our beloved mainstream indie bands more closely than evr, pretending that we care if they disgrace 'the sacred SNL stage.' Sleigh Bells went on there, and I guess they were 'whatevr'. What's important 4 them is that Sexi Lexi Krauss LOOKS GOOD, bb, even if they make relatively inaudible noises. For some reason, they added another OTHER DUDE, when they probably should have added another Alexis Krauss, but maybe there can 'only be 1' diva per buzzband, or else u accidentally turn into an indie slave band, sorta like the Dirty Projectors. I wonder if OTHER OTHER dude had 2 sign a contract that said he would dress like other dude, but at the same time, not completely 'jack his steeze' to where his personal brand was marginalized.
Did Sexi Lexi Krass LOOK GOOD, bb?
After 2 albums, I don't even know it I 'get' Sleigh Bells. Is there 'beauty' somewhere in the breakdown, or is it all some sort of buzz pyramid scheme because they have successfully found a scheme to exploit in the Corrupt Indie Machine?
I wonder if American lamestreamers prefer the 'hard rock' duo Sleigh Bells, or the 'hip hoppity rap pop' stylings of Karmin, since they both look 'one of those relationship' bands.
I wonder if I should 'hang myself' in my effing closet while listening to Sleigh Bells or Karmin.
Does Karmin look like 'effing dunces'?
Should I start a boy-girl duo fronted by a keut female?
Should we be an indie hardcore band or a viral Youtube pop band?
If Alexis Krauss's career had gone perfectly, would she be fronting a Karmin-like band?
Can lamestreamers 'tell the difference' between Sleigh Bells and Karmin, or are they 'just the same', trapped in a buzz machine, trying to sell albums and make 'mad bank'?
Was she forced to 'settle' for Sleigh Bells, or did she ultimately find fulfillment thru mnstrm fame?
Do u <3 or h8 Sleigh Bells?
Do u <3 or h8 Karmin?
If u wanted to 'make it' on 2 the SNL stage, would u go 2 Berklee College of Music, start a youtube channel, or start an indie buzzband?
Alexis Krauss is the lead singer of Sleigh Bells. She has a Virgin Mary Tattoo.
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Sleigh Bells is a 2k10 buzzband that doesn't really make 'good' mp3s, but still gets a lot of buzz and sells a lot of albums.
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Oh Pam...
Sometimes I wish I could be ur Jim...
We could work together at the same office
but we would both be s000 self-aware
and think we were better than every1 else
building our entire relationship upon
the idea that we are s00o0o much better than every1
I would encourage you to do ur artsy stuff
and I would fill u with a baby
We would make faces at one another
when our boss was sillie and dumb
Do you want to be a DJ, Pam?
I'd encourage you to follow ur dreams
We could break out of this sillie office
but at the same time, we sure do love the people here.
What a cast of characters!
We are beautiful 2gether
We both appeal 2 the common Middle American couple
who just want to be a 'tiny bit' more attractive than the common man
2 know that we are truly special
What I'm saying, Pam, is that if u want to be a DJ
you should be a DJ
Play what ever kind of music you want
I'll support u, BB.
I'm ur Jim
Even though you'll go on to dubstep DJ riches
I'll know that we still represent the modern American couple
trapped in a lamestream job
but forced to find quirky beauty in it
because we are basically the same as the other losers.
Oh Pammy Wammy
Ur plain face
Ur secretly curvy body
The way ur hips widen so that u can carry my children
Although ur now a DJ,
I miss the days when I'd lock u in the conference room
and make sweet, sweet love to u b4 ur tummy got all stretch marky
sweet Sassy Molassy!
I am glad I got u that Vicki's Secret gift certificate!
Even though I thought ur ass would widen
from sitting in that office chair every day
eating 3000 calorie lunches at local fast food restaurants
Ur body still looks BANGIN, bb
Oh Pam...
Is 'The Office' a show 4 High End Lamestreamers?
Do u h8 NBC Comedies?
do u <3 or h8 the Office?
Are Jim & Pam the ultimate lamestream couple who 'thinks they are better than every1 else'?
Do u think Jim 'hate fucks' Pam because he wanted his life 2 be better?
Do u hope 2 one day see a Pam DJ set?
