I come from a simple time.
A time where there were only stripes, and solids
There was plaid, which was sorta a mixed vibe of stripes and solids
But these days, 'polka dots' seem 2 be everywhere.
Polka dots seem to have 'swag'
But at the same time
Polka dots also seem to have 'class'
[via menswear bros who wear bowties and sweater vests like they are fucking male models]
U got the new limited edition
polkadot five panel?
How r ur polka dots aligned?
Ur dots seem chill
Bitches been wearing polka dots since 4evr
Don't give a shit when a woman wears polka dots
since everything that a girl does
is automatically 'trying too hard'
I could literally not give less of a shit
about bitches in polka dots
But the swag bro
and menswear bros
the polka dot
If ur not in polka dots, ur not 'on trend'
Sell ur solids, stripes and plaids to Buffalo Exchange / ur local thrift store
before the bubble officially bursts
The polka dot offers a whimsical element
of a rigid #menswear look
So playful! Yet still so classy!
U look so rich! U've tricked me with ur clothes!
But is there a point
where ur 'too old' to be wearing polka dots
or is it a 'playful element'
that lets bitches know
ur a 'fun lovin guy who likes to have fun with the way he dresses'
I mean, let's face it
Ur not a bro wearing an Affliction/TapOut shirt
But if you wear 'boring ol stripes and solids'
that have now become excessively ubiquitous
Can u really signal 2 a potential mate
'I want the clothes I wear to make me seem interesting, 'on trend', and attempting to get ur pussy wet.'
But at the same time
What if a girl is like
'Polka dots. Get the fuck outta here with that trend
another niggaw hoppin on a trend like it's goin outta style'
U didn't get the memo
Stripes are fuckin 'out' bro
Break free from parallel lines
Create a new grid
[via structured dots]
U spaced out those polka dots, nigga
U look fuckin 'on trend'
Ur on that mid century mod swag
Roger Sterling's accent wall
SWAG IS FOR BOYS///
CLASS IS FOR MEN ////
BUT ARE POLKA DOTS 4 EVERY1?
QUESTION: What did the On-Trend-Polka-dot-wearing-Bro say to the polkadot during hide and seek?
Do u <3 or h8 'polka dots'?
Are polka dots 'trying 2 hard'?
Will stripes 'always win'?
Will 'solids' become obsolete?
Will polkadots have staying power?
Or will they be a 'failed trend' that becomes an ironic memory of the times?
Should bros 'settle' for stripes and solids, or are they allowed to 'polka dot'?
If U R A GIRL, please let bros know whether or not you would fuck a bro if he was wearing polkadots, or if polka dots are 'trying too hard'.