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DJ Elijah Wood

Actor, DJ

Elijah Wood is an actor turned DJ. Commonly referred to as 'DJ Frodo.'

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Braison Cyrus

Alternative Celebrity

Braison Cyrus is Miley Cyrus's alt little brother.

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the iPad DJ

DJ, Meme

The iPad DJ is some broad who claims that she is the world's first iPad DJ but she just uses iPad apps to make dumb sounding entry-level trance mixes.

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DJ Pauly D

Meme, DJ

Pauly D is a filthy guido from the popular MTV show Jersey Shore.

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Natalie Portman

Actor, Alternative Celebrity

Natalie Portman is a mainstream actress who tries 2 maintain indie authenticity by starring in indie films.

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Tumblr

Company, Websites & Online Tools

Tumblr is a microblogging service that tons of alt ppl use 2 post pix of interesting looking stuff + sharing memes.

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Jimmy Fallon

Alternative Celebrity, Actor

Jimmy Fallon hosts his own late night talk show and competes with Conan O'Brien 2 try 2 book the most indie buzzband guests.

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Ke$ha

Alternative Celebrity, Buzzband

Ke$ha is a slutwave autotune rapper who takes pix of men cumming on her.

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Zooey Deschanel

Alternative Celebrity, Actor

Zooey Deschanel is an actress turned indie songstress in the mediocre buzzband She & Him.

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Michael Cera

Actor, Alternative Celebrity

Michael Cera is an alt actor whose movies flops and he basically plays himself ovr and ovr again in every movie.

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Solange Knowles

Alternative Celebrity, DJ

Solange Knowles is Beyonce's little sister. She is trying 2 appeal to alt audiences.

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Katy Perry

Alternative Celebrity

Katy Perry has 'tig ol bitties', also known as 'buge hreastes.' She sings songs that showcase her breasts.

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Lady Gaga

Alternative Celebrity, Buzzband

Lady Gaga is the #1 modern slutwave artist of all time who tries 2 be all 'artsy' and mainstream ppl think she is 'interesting.'

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Jared Leto

Actor, Buzzband

Jared Leto is an alternative actor, and the lead singer of the band 30 Seconds to Mars.

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