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Chris Brown makes scary faces on the beach bc he hits women
by The UlTiMaTe LAmEsTrEaMeR on February 21, 2012


I just wanted to say this FOR THE RECORD, but I am NOT one of those women who would let Chris Brown hit me just to have him make love to me. I DO NOT like rough sex, nor do I think that female abuse is WORTH IT just to get off.

Chris Brown is a terrible, terrible person, and I believe that he should be BANNED from the record industry. I am ANGRY at every show for letting him perform, and I am angry at THIS BEACH CLUB for letting him be CRAZY there, much less step foot inside of there.

He's scary! HE looks like a monster with all those tattoos. Ugh my ex had a chest tattoo and he thought he was all swole but he was actually HELLA uggo.

Chris Brown should BURN IN HELL for what he did, and he would be lucky to pass a background check to get
a job at McDonalds.

EFF U CHRIS BROWN
BURN IN EFFING HELL
I HOPE U DIE
I SINCERELY THINK THAT U DO NOT DESERVE 2 BE ALIVE
NOR DO U DESERVE 2 WIN TROPHIES
OR DANCE AROUND ON STAGE THINKING UR SWAGALICIOUS
JUST TO HAVE PPL TWEET ABT U.




U should #crr! U effing dummie!

I'm PISSED and I'm gonna go hit the gym now to release some steam.

BYE

16 Comments!!! <3
Source Link: 
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/horrible-reactions-to-chris-brown-at-the-grammys



NSFW: Selena Gomez has a vagina lip slip! Oh no, BB!
by The UlTiMaTe LAmEsTrEaMeR on February 21, 2012


Selena BB! U look real good! I don't know how u stay SO skinny, and still manage 2 have all those AMAZING curves in ur butt AND in ur b00bs. I have curves, but probably a lil bit too many of them. I rlly need to hit the gym soon.

I guess u have ALL the most important secrets in the world, like how to bag a Hottie McHotterton like Justin Baeber. U look good on the beach, bb! Is that ur son?

OH NO BB! Is that ur vagina pussy lip!
selena gomez vagina pussy lip slip panties
Honestly ur lips look really nice. Mine are all brown and gross and ashy and dry and have all of this weird green foam that oozes out of them. I REALLY need to go to a free clinic soon to get it checked out, but I am just sorta scared of what they will say. PArt of me thinks that it might be because I was actually born with a peen and a vag, but then my parents had to pick which 1 I wanted to keep, shrinking the head of my penis into a clitoris. It is really sensitive, but part of me wonders if that is why I have so much difficulty achieving #orgasm pleasure.

Those have to be some of the TINIEST panties I have seen in my entire life. I could honestly FLOSS with those things, bb! Ugh I need to hit the dentist bc there are so many gaps in my teeth.

Oh Selena BB... Even though we saw ur chachki, u still look REAL GOOD, bb!

Where did u get that dress? I wanna hit up a sale at Forever XXI with u!

Demi LovatWho? #TeamSelena
Selena who? #TeamSelenaGomes

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NSFW: OH NO! Adele has a sex tape!
by The UlTiMaTe LAmEsTrEaMeR on February 17, 2012


Adele BB! Say it ain't so! Not a sex tape! Not from u!

Adele was RIDING HIGH after winning like 100 Grammy Awards, but now she has hit rock bottom, especially after this NAUGHTY sex tape was released. I cannot CONFIRM that it is actually her, but it looks a lot like her. Sorta like a large woman with her mouth open as if she is singing "We Couldve had it alllll," except she is probably having a BEAUTIFUL, SENSUAL orgasm in what looks like the back seat of a van.

I HOPE TO GOD that she is NOT property of the MOTHER EFFING BANG BUS!

Ugh. Honestly, whoever is rolling in the deep of Adele's CURVY, AMAZING body is a lucky man. She should have KNOWN BETTER not to let a camera in the bedroom. Last time a man filmed me, he ended up #slutshaming me all over the internet :-(

Adele BB! This better not be u, or else I am RETURNING ur album to WalMart!

If this sex tape is REAL, I am officially ABANDONING Adele, and instead going to ONLY be a Lana Del Rey fan. I'd expect this from the ghost of Amy Winehouse, but NOT from Adele. I truly believed that she was the class of female singers. Now, I'm not so sure.

Does this look like Adele, or just 'some random fat woman'?

PREVIOUSLY
Zooey Deschanel's Naughty Sex Tape!

15 Comments!!! <3
Source Link: 
http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/2012/02/16/adele-sex-tape-of-the-day



A Touching Tribute 2 Whitney Houston. We Miss U, BB!
by The UlTiMaTe LAmEsTrEaMeR on February 16, 2012

I honestly miss Whitney a lot. I've just been LOST on youtube, watching her videos over and over again. I stumbled across this TOUCHING tribute 2 Whitney BB! Honestly, we're never gonna have another voice like her.

UGH. I hate when I am all emotionally attached 2 celebs because I feel like they were actually there for me thru the years, not like my family who abandoned me as a doorstep baby. Honestly, listening to this Heartbreak Hotel California songs makes me sad bc it reminds me of my ex. :-( He LITERALLY dumped me in a hotel after attempting to human traffick my body. #asshole

U look good, bb!

I honestly hope that Whitney's ghost haunts us. I miss her, and even if she is around in the form of evil spirits, I think we'd all understand.

Mary Carey who? #TeamWhiHou!

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OMG! WTF happened 2 Jason Mraz!
by The UlTiMaTe LAmEsTrEaMeR on February 16, 2012


Jason BB! Ur a hottie hunk who can play the guitar.... but what happened, bb??? I used to love ur love songs because they made me beleive that 1 day a free spirited man would love me, but it turns out that the only guy who would date me sold incense at a local nightclub, but in actuality, sold weed brownies and pre-rolled blunts. HE went to jail last year for dealing to minors.

It looks like u have GONE OFF THE DEEP END! That's how my ex looked right before he became a homeless crazy man who begged 4 money! UGH. Ur still kinda hot in a bad boy kinda way... What can I say? I'm ADDICTED to bad boys!

Honestly, I love the parts in ur songs where ur all like "Scatty ratTat dap o doo boopbee boop." I LOVE music that features scatting! Unfortunately, I'm not actually a fan of scat play in the bed room, or else my ex would still be with me. Even if Jason Mraz is going thru a HARD TIME, I wish him the best, and hope that he can one day write the hits again.

I just WANT U to be HAPPY, MrazzyBB!
Ur the MOST TALANTED man in the record biz.

John Mayer who? #TeamMrazzy
Ben Harper who? #TeamMraz

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Lana Del Rey smiles, still has gold tooth
by The UlTiMaTe LAmEsTrEaMeR on February 15, 2012


Lana BB! Say it ain't so! I hope ur toof isn't rotting away....

But I guess the fame and fortune finally got 2 u. I know that whenever I am under tons of stress, I will ALWAYS end up eating TONS of junkfood. It's like my body just CRAVES carbs. I DUNNO WHY, but I will seriously give myself diabetes in a matter of hours. Honestly if I was rich and famous like u, i would probably eat a lot of junk food since it would be SO cheap. Maybe even expensive desserts like at Panera Breads.

Ur gold tooth looks good, bb!

Honestly all the Lana haters need to BACK OFF. She's DEFANATELY the NEXT ADELE, except way skinnier and prettier. Don't get me wrong, I am a bit overweight, but at the same time, I value SKINNY girls who KEEP THEMSELVES IN SHAPE. It just shows that they care abt health and fitness and dieting THE RIGHT WAY. Ugh. I dunno why I ever tried diet pills. I have to go to the bathroom every 15 minutes, and some liquidy poo drips out of my bumhole! It's embarassing, and I don't want to have to start wearing diapers because then I might get an infection because poo will go into my chachki.

Lana BB! Ur honestly THE BEST in THE WORLD.

Let's get dental insurance 2gether, babe!

FionaCrapple who? #TEAMLDR

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