Avril BB! U an ur hubby look like u BELONG 2GETHER. Ur both totally punk hipsters!

I need to add a little bit of pizzazz to my outfits to be more hipstery! They seem to be ALL THE RAGE. I wanna get ur pants, Avril BB! They look like a TOTALLY FUNKY american flag. Hehe. U have an AMAZING BOD and an AMAZING LOOK. I wanna be U! My exBF honestly never went shopping with me. He'd just stay at home and work on his rap career, but then he downloaded a bunch of free software onto my Dell laptop and it got contaminated with viruses. So much for McAffee antivirus :-( #liars

Ur BF looks like a boat captain! 1 time I went on a boat, but I ended up sinking it bc I was too hefty and I broke a hole in the boat. It was emberressing, and they didn't throw me a life jacket. Fortunately, my hefty layers of fat helped keep me bouyant and I eventually reached shore ~4 days later. It was TERRIBLE and my skin has never been the same! I;ve retained s0 much water weight :-( I need to start going to Zumba again.

Avril! I hope ur happy now! U deserve it!

Hayley Williams who? #TeamAvril!