Avril BB! When did u get s000 totally funkie? I DEFANATELY need a makeover, but I am waiting to lose a little bit more weight before i actually INVEST in some funky new hipster clothes.

Avril is truly a flawless goddess. She NEVER makes anything complicated, and is true 2 herself. I need to get some sexi fishnets. One time my ex bought me fishnets to try to revive our failed lovelife. Unfortunately, he actually brought fishnets, like from fishing at sea beacuse my legs and thighs are so massive. Eventually, I just got tangled in the nets, and he left me outside in a public park. I got super dehydrated and turned all white, and ppl thought I was a beached beluga whale.

Avril is SEXIE and HOT. I hope she is still dating Brodie Jenner.

I need a makeover! I wanna get more into hipster looks! Have u heard Foster the Ppl? So catchy!

Avril is gonna be here 4evr!