Beyonce ToTaLLy rides SLUTWAVES with sexi UNDERBOOB photoshoot! | Hipster Runoff

Beyonce ToTaLLy rides SLUTWAVES with sexi UNDERBOOB photoshoot!

Beyonce ToTaLLy rides SLUTWAVES with sexi UNDERBOOB photoshoot!

by the UlTiMaTe LaMeStReAmER!!!


Beyonce BB! If I had 2 guess, I would say u NEVER had a BB! Blue Ivey Carter CANNOT be real! Defanately an ALIEN BABY bc I can't see stretch marks ANYWHERE!

Ur gonna have 2 share ur post-baby weight loss secrets with me even though I never had a baby and I probably weight 2x as much as u without a second human inside of me. Ur abs look great! Do u do crunches or situps? I need 2 start working on my #core, bb!

Ur SO different than all the other slutwavers who just show off their bodies! Ur totally authentic pop diva! #Vh1DivasLive I always RESPECT how u don't have to SHOW OFF UR BODY is a SLUTTY way just to get attn. UR a REAL SINGER with a REAL VOICE! I LOVE the underboob look. I probably can't achieve that look bc my b00bs are huge, pancake titties that droop down emberressingly low. I guess I could, but my shirt would cut off beneath my belly button and people would be like 'wtf'

Let's play football, bb! Look at that badonkydonk!

I hope Jay-Z totally makes u feel like a natural woman, bb!

Alicia Key who? #TeamBeyonce
Destany's Child who? #TeamBey
Kimye baby who? #TeamBlueIveyCarter

Sideboob who? #Teamunderboob