Bonny Bear! U look good, bb!

I would LOVE to spend time with u at ur cabin one weekend while u play me songs on ur guitar. That would honestly be the most beautiful ever, but I HATE cabins because they don't have TVs or the internet then I feel like a lost crazy woman. :-(

Don't eat ur Grammy, bb! It's not made of chocolate! I love LOVE LOVE chocolate bunnies, not just because I LOVE bunnies, but because they are fake, and made of chocolate, and u don't have to feel bad about a bunny dying when u eat it.

I LIVE 4 U, Justin BB Bon Iver!
Ur an INDIE HUNK. Do NOT listen to the HATERS who say that u were a FASHION DISASTER. I think that u look as HOT as my American History teacher. Unfortunately, I flunked that course because there were no Edward Norton HOTTIES teaching it, like in the movie American History X. One of my exes actually had the same tattoo as Ed Norton in that movie, but he dumped me when he found out that I had foreigner blood in me.

U look good, Justin BB!
Don't break ur teeth. As some one whose teeth are rotting away, TRUST ME, it's expensive to have fake teeth put in, unless u go on a weekend trip 2 Mexico. Even if u do eat them, u will regret not having them when they are worth a lot of money in 10 years. As some one who had a weird habit of eating pogs, it was one of the biggest mistakes of my life to eat all of those, not just for the sustainable health of my digestive tract, but because of their resale value. #pogs

Arcade Fires who? #TeamBonIver
Bon Iver who? #TeamBonnyBear