BRITNEY BB, Ur BACK! U look HAPPY and SEXI and are having fun on a swing. #yay

I went on a swing 1 time but I dont want 2 talk about it. My exbf tried pushing me but a few local citizens needed 2 help. They couldn’t move me at all and my exbf pretended he was a volunteer at make a wish foundation and broke up with me. #EMBARRSING!

I LOVE LOVE LOVE ur FUPA (fat upper pussie eare). i have a FUPA that basically extends all the way up 2 my double chin. I am slimming down for summer with portion-controlled sensible snacks so I exchanged it for a family pack of reeses mini-peanut butter cups—Hello PROTEIN! Protein is Amazing b/c it turns ur fat in2 muscle! Mr. Peanut <3

Britney really HAS IT ALL! Fame, Fortune, and a beautiful FAMILY. Sometimes when I am eating family packs I want a family, but at the same time, I <3 eating alone.

I NEED 2 hit the gym and trim down my fupa so i can see my gine when i pee.