I HAVE to see Britney on tour this year or else I will KILL MYSELF #notjoking

Last time she was on tour, I was working the night shift at Dunkin Donuts before I got my current job and I was PISSED that Julio didn't show up to take over for my shift, so I ended up WASTING money on tickets that I didn't even get to go to her concert. Julio was a jerk who sexually harassed me, and NO I am not racist against Mexicans, he was just a huge prick to me and never helped me glaze donuts even when we were SWAMPED with customers. #AtLeastIGotFreeDonuts

Britney looks HELLA GOOD, bb! U would NEVER GUESS that she has had kids come out of her body... U gotta give her props for working off the baby fat and finding confidence even after Justin Timberlake and Kevin Federline. I honestly have a REALLY HARD TIME getting over breakups.

#TeamBrit
#LovelyLadyHumps

Fergie who? Look at that a$$, bb!