Cee-Lo BB! U look so SLIM next to that MASSIVE M&M!

I wish I could take a bite out of that beautiful orange pretzel M&M. I'll bet it is SO CHOCOLATEY. I would love to lay with CeeCee and FEED HIM M&M's. Maybe he'd feed me some too. One time I broke both of my arms, and my exBF had to feed me for 2 months. He would NOT let me eat the food I wanted and I had to eat THE WORST Lean Cuisines. I couldn't even get my fave

Cee-Lo is SEXI. He's like a big teddy bear. Honestly, I already do sleep with a big teddy bear that I won at the state fair. Unfortunately, the bear is the last male figure who has touched me for the better part of the last decade. Sad, but true.

Here are my fave M&M flavors:
1. peanut butter and jelly
2. peanut butter
3. peanut
4. coconut
5. crispie
6. pretzel
7. cherry
8. orange chocolate
9. dark chocolate
10. almond
11. plain

One time I went to the M&M store in the big city! They had every flavor and color under the rainbow #TasteTheRainbow

Cee-Lo bb! Comes share a bag with me! Ur so talented and hunky! #KingSize Honestly I hate Halloween bc I accidentally eat entire bags of fun size candy :-(

Aretha Franklin who? #TeamCeeLo