Coldplay! Yall are AMAZING! Chris Martin honestly dances around like a FREE spirit. It reminds me of my Zumba classes, except my instructor is this mean skinny lady and one time i strained my ankle and fell over, dislocating it, and she went on with the session, and every1 stomped all over me like I was just another yoga matt.

I honestly love the new Coldplay album. They are truly at their zenith peaks. Their song 'Every Teardrop is a Waterfall' is honestly very true. Every time I cry, I just can't stop, and it is super duper sad. But then at the same time, my tears are not a waterfall compared to my heavy periods AND when I go #2 after going to Arby's. Honestly, I don't understand how something that tastes so good can go out so watery and acidy on the way out, but perhaps I have another worm embedded in my tummy.

Ugh. Gwenny Paltrow is a LUCKY WOMAN bc she gets to canoodle with Chris Martin, the #1 hottie rockstar in the world (except for Mark Foster).

Real men wear pink, bb!

I'm gonna get a Mylo Xyloto tattoo on my body when it stops expanding!

<3 u Chris Marty!

Keane who? #TeamColdy