Dog the Bounty Hunter and his wife show off their BANGIN BIKINI BODS! | Hipster Runoff

Dog the Bounty Hunter and his wife show off their BANGIN BIKINI BODS!

Dog the Bounty Hunter and his wife show off their BANGIN BIKINI BODS!

by the UlTiMaTe LaMeStReAmER!!!


I love LOVE LOVE Dog the Bounty Hunter! He is one of the HOTTEST HUNKS in the entire world! so is his WIFE named BETH!

I love the way that he puts all of those FILTHY MUTT AZNS who live in Hawaii in jail because they are ALL addicted 2 drugs! I always thought that Hawaii was a BEATAFUL place, but it seems clear that it is a place where every1 ROBS every1 and EVERY1 is out on bail for drug charges! It is VERY NICE of him to teach them life lessons before he puts their CONVICT ASSES back in the slammer, tho! He also lets them have a cigarette.

DogBB! You and ur wife have BANGIN BIKINI BODS! I bet yall have CRAZY, CRAZY sex! She has a NICE, BIG BEAUTAFUL pair of chachkis! Honestly those things are almost as big as mine, but mine are floppy, droopy and basically disgusting. I am emberresed to ever show ANY cleavage.

Honestly, one time I was shot in the leg by a bailbondsman for not paying my bail. It was because my STUPID ex had a meth lab in my apartment, and then I was the one who went to jail! I told the judge it wasn't fair, but he told me that I should have taken responsibility 4 who I was dating. And u know what? He was #right.

I wanna hit the pool with yall! Set me up with one of ur hot, BUFF, sons! Yall honestly CANNOT be a day over 30 with those BANGIN BODS!

Yall look good, BBs!
Come arrest me 4 anything if it means I get to be the meat inbetween yalls sammywich!