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Foster the People was AMAZE-BALLS on SNL! Totally KILLED IT! #pumpedupkixx


Foster the PPL is a hot new indie band that THE WORLD is FINDING OUT ABOUT. The song "Pumped Up Kicks" is my #1 jam of ALL EFFING TIME of the year.

They were AMAZEBALLS on SNL. I love the part where they whistle and when they guy has the maracas AND the tambourine! He really knows how to jimmy jangle, bb!

Honestly, it was a surprise to see them on the TV because they are so indie. They had the opportunity to HEADLINE Saturday Night Live, which is the most honored opportunity in the ENTIRE music industry. It means you are COOL, IN, NOW, and what is HOT on radios all across America. I actually used to have a dream that I would one day become famous and host SNL. I am sad that I am too hefty to be famous, but now I have hope because of the heavy lady in 'Bridesmaids' becoming all famous. I know that if I stay true to myself and I am willing to let people laugh at my rolls of fat.

Mark Foster is a Hottie McHotHot! I would let him into my panties ANY day of the week! I would DEFANATELY get wetter and creamier than alfredo sauce at Olive Garden... and trust me, that is EXTRA creamie.

OMG he pointed at the camera. I honestly believe he was pointing at me.

They are TRUE SHOWMANS, ready to put on a show for their fans. They have DEFANATELY fostered me into their people. :-D

Needless to say, Foster the Ppl #KILLEDIT and were #AMAZEBALLS. They have CONQUERED the entire music scene, indie, AND top40 radio. Their song is gonna be around for a LONG TIME, and it is only a matter of time before Mark Foster is hosting Extra or Access Hollywood, just like Mark McGrath.

I love LOVE LOVE Foster the PPL. We just watched ROCKNROLL HISTORY. I'm already buying my tix to the rocknroll halloffame ceremony for 2020 when they are inducted.