Hilary BB! ur so GROWN UP!! it seems like YESTERDAY that I was watching Lizzy Mcguire and Cadet Kelly!

And now ur gonna have a BB of your own! I've given up my hope of ever having a child. I haven't been with a man in so long, and when I have, they are typically unable to perform, losing their erection if my naked body is exposed.

BB! I heard u were craving RICE KRISPIE TREATS! I luv luv luv rice krispies treats, there my FAVE! But BB, NVR try making them on your own from scratch! It's actually a really hard recipe. #ooeygooey #horriblemess #notworththe$1.79yousave And half-way through my spurt of domesticism ran out and i left the kitchen to watch some TV. By the time my show was over and I remembered about my treats, my kitchen looked like the marshmallow man exploded in there! Apparently your not supposed to heat marshmallows in a microwave. Or leave sour patch kids too close to the stove. #specialrecipe

Honestly, I love baking, but it gets me in trouble because I will eat an entire tray of rice krispie treats, then lick the pan like a dog. My exBF would bark at me like a dog, then put me on a leash, and make me crawl around on all fours to exercise. Not many ppl spend a year of their life brainwashed into thinking that they are a domesticated pet, eating their meals off the floor and pooping on a small piece of astroturf in the corner of ur apartment.

Hilly BB! Make sure you feed ur kiddo LOTS of GOOD food when its small! Kids need NUTRITION!! And don't eat tuna while ur preggy!