Kelly BB! Ur such an effing bad girl hipster!

Ur body is lookin BANGIN! I could honestly never bear my middrift because it is a massive, overhanging roll of fat. I remember one time I wore a shirt that was too small to my job interview. Unfortunately, the hiring manager made a joke abt my massive fat roll... He compared it to pizza dough, and asked if he could chop off my flap of flop, then toss it in the air, eventually transforming it into a pizza crust. I sorta just giggled, but then realized that i have only ever eaten frozen pizzas #digiorno #fraschetta #tombstone

Kelly is A TRUE HOTTIE and her body is BANGIN. i need 2 hit the gym soon to get my life back on track. I really need sensable portions and a commitment to exercise, but i went to the gym after work and my favorite Zumba instructor was tragically killed in a motorcycle accident.

U look good, Kelly, BB! Keep baring that middrift!