LOL LOL LOL LOL ROTFLMAOLOLOCOPTERS

Look at Jay-Z and Beyonce at the 2011 NBA All Star Game. They really know how 2 canoodle, if u know what I mean.

U gotta give Jay-Z props, though. He avoided the West Coast vs East Coast rap wars, then married a member of Destiny's Child. Not bad 4 just another hipster from Brooklyn. Amirite?

Love the shoes, Beyonce! I might go 2 Payless and buy some cheap whore shoes, then bedazzle them with cell phone bling from Wal Mart.

MMmmmm. save some soft pretzel 4 me, yall!

U gotta love couples who aren't afraid 2 share food. Because ya know, if u've already had genital-to-genital contact, what's wrong with sharing some cheesy nacho fries?

(Don't tell my personal trainer, but I had some of those last nite :-P)

Say what u will about Kanye West, but until he settles down, no1 is gonna like him except 4 indie ppl trying to be into black music.

<3 u Jay and Bee. @ me on twitter when u have the chance.