John Mayer is BRILLIANT and a talented guitarist and song writer.

One day HE will be in the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame. I think he is so handsome and cute, even with facial hair and long hair. #Yummy #JohnnyDepp

One of my ex-es used to look like Johnny Depp, except like with 50-70 more pounds of weight on him, but he was still handsome from certain angles. I miss him even though he cheated on me with my ex-best friend because he really did listen to my problems, but I understand how my problems can be too much to listen to sometimes. I did forgive him, but he wasn't interested. He married my ex-best friend and they didn't invite me to the wedding.

U look good, JohnJohn!

What if I told u UR body is a wonderland! #SoTrue #swoon
Jennifer Annaston and Jessica Simpson are SO lucky.

Stay strong, Johnny! Ur next album is gonna be HUGE.