GOSH EFFING DAMMIT. Why does my life suck so much compared to Justin and Selena? First of all, I hardly saw any sunlight today because I did a 12 hour shift temp-ing, and my boss basically humiliated me IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE OFFICE because I bent over and my ass looked huge and he made a stupid cow noise, then an elephant noise. No way am I getting hired permanently.

I need health benefits... But more importantly, I NEED better health by HITTING THE GYM. I am srsly wasting my membership. It got kinda awkward because my ex went to the same gym as me, and he'd always hit on this really muscular body building girl. It turns out he made love to her in the gym showers. I found out the hard way, then slipped on some soap, cracked my head open, and was left to die, bleeding from my head until a janitor walked in the next morning and stiched my would closed with some mop strings. Needless to say, it got infected and I am still waiting for it to heal.

Selena and JUSTIN are so FIT, and HAPPY. In my last relationship, both my partner and I gained over 100 lbs together. we were ashamed of one another. Well... I was okay with it bc I Was happy with HIM but he hated me and told me to lose weight but I was like LOOK AT URSELF IN THE MIRROR. He listened to me and went to the gym, but I just got fatter and the rest is history.

Selena is PERFECT and Justin looks SWOLE and hauttie!

JB + SG 4evr! Demi Lovatwho???? #TeamSelena
Macaulay Culkin who??? #TeamJstn

I would LOVE to hit the beach in a 1 piece, but I will prbably just wear a baggy tee and a sun dress.