OMG. I looove love love Bottled Water! It tastes WAY BETTER than tap, and even better than my Brita water filter!

It does get pricey, but it is yummy, and it DOES help u to lose weight. That is DEFINATELY how Justin and Selena stay firm, sexi and fit! I wish i had a bf to drive me around honestly.

Lord knows I have tried my share of Get Slim Quick diets. Actually, some of them worked, but one time I took all of these pills and I ended up losing all of my teeth and going to the hospital because I started to just smoke the drug instead of swallowing it. Then I went to rehab, met a boyfriend there, he relapsed, I relapsed, I went to jail for a short time, then I ended up in a relationship with a strong, dykey female in my halfway house. I was just trying to lose weight and my entire life fell apart. #typical-me

I wish smartwater actually made u smarter. I would have dranken it on my third stint at commy college!

I love love love water. Especially in bottles! Usually i just buy Dasani from the machine, but then i am tempted by DIET COKE, my all time fave! #yum

Stay 2gthr 4evr, Jelena!