BB! What r u thinking bb?
why is ur ZIPPER DOWN?

This reminds me of the last time I tried to wear jeans. As yall know, I mainly wear stretchy pants and big baggy jogging pants. This is because last time I wore jeans out to the movies, I bent over to pick up a gummy bear that had rolled out of my xtra buttery popcorn and my jeans literally split open every way possible. Some how, because of the force of the ripping jeans, my panties also tore open, and my pubic hair was WILD. I was never allowed back at that movie theatre, and my ex who at the time was an usher never talked to me again.

Justin! Zip ur pants up, bb! Selena is gonna be MAD JEAL if ur schlong peeps out! Even if it is just the head!

Eff zippers! #TeamStretchyPants #elastic_bands