Kanye BB! U look like a hottie hipster blipster lumberjack in ur plaid shirt, bb!
What are u doing going 2 #occupywallstreet? Honestly, if u should be occupying anywhere, it should probably be my vagine, which has been craving you ever since ur first album when u sang thru the wire bc u were involved in a car accident that was actually very similar to a car accident that I was in when I crashed my Toyota Tercel into a GAP clothing store. Yes, it was part of a robbery, but my boyfriend forced me to do it. Unfortunately, I was trapped in the car, and they required the jaws of life to save me. The mean men made jokes about how my mouth probably required the jaws of life to get as hefty as I am.
Honestly, I am on #TeamOccupyWallStreet bc my boss is a TOTAL DICK. If the system was different, I would have fair benafits and maybe even a free gym membership. I honestly believe that if school children deserve free lunches, all humans deserve free lunches. I wouldn't mind a few coupons to Taco Bell every day. Amirite? #Groupon
I really believe we need to SHUT DOWN big businesses and give ppl like me a chance 2 be ourselves and make $$ for it. EFF Wall Street.
Kanye is HOT! Don;t get arrested, bb! Ur a true artist!
