Katy BB!
What r u thinking??? A giraffe? REally???

Honestly I have been in a very, very dry spell. I haven't been with a man in what feels like decades, and my last ex left me feeling like the least sexual person in the entire world. There have been moments where i have contemplated dark, sexual desires. Fruits. Vegetables. Bed posts. Putting cat nip on my goodies and letting one of my cats have a field day with me.

But honestly i havent orgasmed in so long. I recently purchased a sex machine that looks like a horse saddle. The first time I got naked and sat on it, i caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. I cried and cried. I was about to have sex with a machine. After that I treated myself to unlimited salad and breadsticks at the Olive Garden and felt a little bit better.

Katy LOOKS EFFING GOOD. AND SHE HAS RUSSRUSS
BB u dont need animals... u have a man

but u look so good even the animals want u
Beastiality who? #TeamHumans