OMG BB! is that an itsy bitsy, teeny, weeny yellow polka dot bikini??! U bet ur ass it is! And Katy Perry is rockin' it like it's her job.

WEll it kinda is her job 2 stay in shape bc she is a pop star... I wish my job was to stay in shape. Sometimes it feels like the exact oppisite in my life. I sit at my desk all day snacking and my body looks like a tub of goo! No way could i pull off a bikini. Hell, get me a trashbag, bb! My bf bought me a bikini once but i turned out to be a pair of spaghetti drainer thingies.

Katy has THE BEST chachas bc they are beautiful and ALL NATURAL. Implants who? #TeamNatties

I might get my bosom restructured after I lose weight.

Gaga 4nvr! Katy 4evr!