Katy BB! Ur skirt is sooo short! Do u realize that ur perfect, firm butt is showing?

Honestly it would be a COMPLETE DISASTER if i wore a mini skirt. Even if the wind didn't blow up my skirt to expose my ass, I've got enough cottage cheese to feed an entire bodybuilding team... Not very pretty but I have looked into procedures to remove it once i lose my weight

1 time my ex, who had his own lawnmowing company accidentally leaf blowered my skirt up. It was such a frightening sight for the homeowner that hired him that he actually fired him, then he broke up with me because he always told me to wear baggy jogging pants but we had a d8 at Chipotle that day so i wanted to look festive and ethnic to match the restaurant.

BB who is that Smurf that ur canoodling with???

I have often fantasized abt cartoon characters, and to be honest, i DID have a phase when I was dating a guy who was really into the whole furry fetish thingy... It WAS weird when he made love to me in animal costumes, but at the same time, it was WILD. Unfortunately he was eventually jailed for taking this fetish 2 far... I dont wanna get into it

Katy LOOKS GOOD and her butt is FIRM and MUSCULAR.

i really really NEED2HITTHEGYM so that my butt can look that GOOD.

Lady GagWho? #Teamkatyperry!