Gaga BB!!! Is that u? U look kinda HOT as a man... U actually kinda look like my exBF who looked a lot like the original Karate Kid (no, not Hillary Swank rubber penis).

Jo Calderone is HOTTY MCHOTHOT who could bend me over and give it 2 me ANY DAY!

Her gender change makes me feel queasy inside. It brings me back to a time when I experimented with my sexual identity. Me and my exGF used to dress up like men, but it was hard for me to hide my massive curves. Yes, we did play around with strap-ons, penis belts, and other rubber-and-glass based penis tools to pleasure one another, but at the end of the day, there's nothing like a real penis inside of u 2 make u feel like a woman. Sometimes I wonder if my life would be better if I had a peen, but then I remember the time I started 2 take hormones and my clitoris morphed into a little peen-shaped clit thingy. It was the beginning of the end of my relationship.

UGH she is BRILLIANT! AMAZEBALLS performance...

Honestly, ur performance was BRILLIANT and u are the BEST artist of our generation! NO1 ELSE would have tHE BALLS 2 dress up like a MAN. U r 1 of a kind, bb!

Do u wanna go on a d8? U can either come as Jo Calderone OR Lady Gaga! U turn me on no matter what, bb!

Better yet, both of yall come and we'll have a 3some!