GAGA bb! I can see ur rib cage, bb. Speaking of which, did yall hear that the McRib is BACK!? Honestly, I purchased several hundred of them and put them in my freezer so that I can warm them up whenever I want a rib sammy. McDonalds hamburgies actually warm up rlly rlly well.

Gaga looks AMAZING in Vanity Fair. I've NEVER read that maggy, but I'll DEFANATELY read it now that I know that the Gaganator is in it! :-) I wonder if Vanity Fair is related to the State Fair. I go there EVERY YEAR because they fry the CRAZIEST foods! I actually learned a recipe for frying Snickers Bars, oreos, ice cream, and funnel cakes at the State Fair! I love funnel cake! My exBF actually worked at a funnel cake stand at an amusement park, and would bring me home free funny cakes! #yum. But then I asked him to steal the secret recipe and he got fired then dumped me. :-(

Gaga has an AMAZING body. I honestly want to be her so bad. I, too, have floppy cha-chas, except mine are massive pancakes that droop down. Ugh. I NEED to hit the gym, yall! I wonder if there is a machine where u can work out to make ur cha-chas less floppy. :-(

I am DEFANATELY gonna go to Borders and buy this AMAZEING magazine VERY, VERY soon.

Katy Perry who? #TeamGaga