Lana BB! U look AMAZEING! Honestly, I heard ur song 'Video Games' and it reminded me EGGZACKLY of my ex! He honestly used to sit around my apartment and play viddy games. It was SO BORING because I just wanted to watch Lifetime Movie Network, but he would NEVER give up the TV.

Eventually he broke up with me and stole my flat screen! I had gotten a great Black Friday deal on it! What a butt hole. Now I have an old box TV. It has bad picture and I can honestly feel my retinas melting as I watch it. It doesn't even have a remote! I have to waddle over to the tv to change it! I might start using a broom if I move the couch closer to the TV!

But enough abt me, u have a BANGIN bod, bb! Where's ur belly button? Mine is lost in fat rolls and it gets to be super smelly. When I rub it with my finger it smells like I just wiped a swampous butt hole. :-(

U look good in ur 1 piece, hunny! Last time I went to the beach, I had to wear a 1 piece, but my tummy snapped it in two. It was emberresing and I had to wear a towel for the rest of the day :-(

Her name reminds me of Del Taco! I love that place! I might get an ulcer from eating too much of their spicey sauce, though. :-( What can I say? I just like a lil bit of kick on my ground beef tacos. :-)

BB! Ur so unique looking, almost like a foreigner! I honestly wish I had an exotic look, but I just look like a boring ol' smiley face pancake. I could NEVER be a model like u!

Lana Del Rey has got it ALL! I CANNOT wait to buy her album at Curcuit City!

Fiona Apple is a mopey bitch compared to Lana! She is gonna revive 90s fem-rock!

I hope she plays Lilith Fair! SherCrow who? #TeamDelRey!