Lana Del Rey smiles, still has gold tooth | Hipster Runoff

Lana Del Rey smiles, still has gold tooth

Lana Del Rey smiles, still has gold tooth

by the UlTiMaTe LaMeStReAmER!!!

Lana BB! Say it ain't so! I hope ur toof isn't rotting away....

But I guess the fame and fortune finally got 2 u. I know that whenever I am under tons of stress, I will ALWAYS end up eating TONS of junkfood. It's like my body just CRAVES carbs. I DUNNO WHY, but I will seriously give myself diabetes in a matter of hours. Honestly if I was rich and famous like u, i would probably eat a lot of junk food since it would be SO cheap. Maybe even expensive desserts like at Panera Breads.

Ur gold tooth looks good, bb!

Honestly all the Lana haters need to BACK OFF. She's DEFANATELY the NEXT ADELE, except way skinnier and prettier. Don't get me wrong, I am a bit overweight, but at the same time, I value SKINNY girls who KEEP THEMSELVES IN SHAPE. It just shows that they care abt health and fitness and dieting THE RIGHT WAY. Ugh. I dunno why I ever tried diet pills. I have to go to the bathroom every 15 minutes, and some liquidy poo drips out of my bumhole! It's embarassing, and I don't want to have to start wearing diapers because then I might get an infection because poo will go into my chachki.

Lana BB! Ur honestly THE BEST in THE WORLD.

Let's get dental insurance 2gether, babe!

FionaCrapple who? #TEAMLDR