Are u EFFING kidding me!?!?!?!? While I'm sucking dorito cheese off my fingers, this LITTLE GIRL gets to walk down some stairs with LADY EFFING GAGA??!!

This is ABSALOTELY unfair! that fashionable munchkin doesn't DESERVE this!!! I DO! I:M SO JEAL! i hope she falls down those stairs and emberrases herself in front of al of america and lives with severe insecurity for the rest of her life. That happened 2 me once. Except replace 'down those stairs' with 'out of the second story window of my school building' and 'America' with 'most of the student body and some faculty members.' HOnestly it was embarassing bc my boyfriend at the time threw pudding packs at me, and laughed. The pudding was tapioca, which is NOT my fave.

i NEED 2 meet some1 famous before i die! Its my most important goal! next to having my dream bod and swimming in a pool filled with sprinkles. Honestly sprinkles can fix any thing. Ice cream. Cookies. Steak. Pizza. Vegetables. Coca Cola. What can I say? sprinkles are my achilles heal.

I should make a FUND! Ill call it 'The Fund 2 help me Meet A Famous person.' Then I"LL be the one in those pictures! Fashionable munchkin who? #teamMe!! Yay!

Nice hat Gaga BB! I NEED a fun new hat 4 Girls Nite Out!