r u effing kidding me? All of these ppl are getting prime meetngreet time with Milesy and i'm here stuck in my cubicle licking the cheeto dust off my fingers

(No, not flaming hot, just some PUFFS)

i rlly wanna meet Miley bc I have ideas 4 her clothing line, specifically aimed at plus size women like me. I really need 2 find a way for stretchy pants 2 hide my cottage cheese! i'm sure some 1 at NASA has talked 2 martians and can find a way 2 do it. my ex bf srsly told me that i had small and large curds all over me.

h8 him

I need 2 meet Miley bc i am 100% certain that we would HIT IT OFF.

i need a bff. #eff