U've gotta be friggin kidding me. THAT BITCH met One Direction?

Zayn Malik is SO HOT. He has all the good looks and charm of an ethnic man, without all of the downfalls, such as abusive tendencies, bad credit, smelling like cheap cologne, and forcing you to stay at home and cook ethnic foods for them all the time. I would LOVE to M.O. with him! I think he is over 18! #Barely_legal_hottie_hunk

I'm sitting here in my studio apartment feeling PISSED OFF. Not because my entire apt sells of burnt mac and cheese because I tried to make it in the stove instead of in the microwave. It's because this EFFING BITCH gets to meet this band I've always wanted to meet and I'm stuck at home.

I mean, she wore THAT to meet the biggest band in the world? She looks like GARBAGE and should be ashamed of herself.

But honestly, cmon. THIS BITCH and Zayn? #GTFO!

Justin Baber who? #TeamZayn!
BSBNSYNC who? #Team1D!