Miley LOOKS EFFING GOOD arriving at the airport.

One time I tried to take an airplane somewhere but my butt was too wide for the seats. They were like 'maam, ur gonna hve to buy an extra seat'. I was humiliated and i went home crying. The entire plane laughed at me. It was emberrassing, and it didn't help that my EX stayed on the plane and broke up with me because of it.

I wish I could be a JETSETTER but i'm not. I can hardly even fit in the front seat of my Civic and kids laugh at me. I'm ashamed.

Noah who? #TeamMilesy