Miley honestly has the perfect body.

A lot of women want implants, but I jsut want keut, small, perky boobs. Trust me. As you get older, they start to sag and turn into huge, pancake-like masses. Then your boyfriend loses interest in ur physically, and you find out he's been going to strip clubs, and you go to the strip club and go in there and he tells you to get out because he is just unwinding and having a good time, and says that he wants to break up then a whole gang of stripper trash starts laughing at you and the bouncer/DJ comes to ask you to leave. #humiliating.

Miley's sideboob looks REAL GOOD, hot, and sexi...

Billy Ray is a GOOD DAD and lets Miley be herself, making mistakes but at the same time, learning how to grow up in the spotlight.

#Team_Miley. Noah who?