NSF_MOOSE_KNUCKLE: Taylor Swift has a HUGE CAMEL TOE! | Hipster Runoff

NSF_MOOSE_KNUCKLE: Taylor Swift has a HUGE CAMEL TOE!

NSF_MOOSE_KNUCKLE: Taylor Swift has a HUGE CAMEL TOE!

by the UlTiMaTe LaMeStReAmER!!!


Taylor BB! Is that u????? Is that ur camel toe?

It honestly looks like the knuckle of a moose! It is so huge. But at the same time it is nice that you are skinny and have an amazing body and that ur vagine is functional and that you can make love to men and that you can have children whenever u want to because ur so fertile and men wanna be with u. I honestly can't say the same thing for myself. The last time I had a moose knuckle was probably 5 years ago. I was wearing stretchy pants, and then u could see my whole hoo-hah. It was emberresssing and people laughed at me and I was escorted out of TGIFriday's. #humiliating, but I did get to take home my doggy bag.

Since then, I have worn loose jogging pants and sometimes even Depends adult diapers. #dontask

Taylor, u sing my ANTHEM, girl! Me and all of my exes are NEVER EVER EVER NEVER GETTING BACK 2GETHER. I effing mean it. I mean, unless some1 wants to take over my car payment, then I'd consider it. I'm so behind on my bills and creditors are literally CRAWLING UP MY ASS HOLE. It's annoying because i need space and I took out a loan from a loan shark, and now I have to pay back 400% interest. #sux

At least Tay's camel toe looks REAL good. She looks AMAZING. I gotta get a lil hat!

Avril Lavign who? #TeamTayTay
JessicaSimpwho? #TeamTaySwift
Tay Zonday who? #TeamTaySwift