NSFW: Mariah Carey shows off her RIDONKULOUS camel toe [MOOSE KNUCKLE ALERT] | Hipster Runoff

NSFW: Mariah Carey shows off her RIDONKULOUS camel toe [MOOSE KNUCKLE ALERT]

NSFW: Mariah Carey shows off her RIDONKULOUS camel toe [MOOSE KNUCKLE ALERT]

by the UlTiMaTe LaMeStReAmER!!!


Mariah BB! It honestly looks like a camel has its toe in ur private part region! Is that ur vagina? OMG! Say it ain't so, bb!

Well, honestly ur MOOSE KNUCKLE loks good bb... U can't go wrong with ANYTHING on Mariah's bangin bod. What can u say... Nick Cannon is a LUCKY guy for getting to IMPREGNATE her. Maybe he turned her vag area into a moose knuckle. What a lover! He DEFANATELY treats it like a LOVE MOUND.

It happens to the best of us... Sometimes my AXE WOUND gets hella swollen, too!

Honestly, I have been caught with many a-moose knuckles. My pants get so tight that my vagine lips are clearly distinguishable. It's embreerressing. It really is the only downside to stretchy comfy pants with elastic bands.

I REALLY need to get some sort of cod peice to protect me from camel toes. It's totes humiliating to have people laughing at u for having ur LABIA on display.

Close ur MEAT DRAPES, bb! That is honestly one HUNGRY CLAM! What a SLOT POCKET!
But at the same time, it looks like a yummy DINNER ROLL.

Whitney Houston who? #TeamMariah
U really know how to make that CROTCH WAFFLE look good, bb!

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