Miley BB! What are you THINKING? Put on a braissere, bb! Or maybe a tube top.

I could NEVER wear a tube top, unless some one personally wrapped serran wrap around my body. I would honestly be afraid of busting the elastic. :-( U know it's a bad sign when u can't even wear stretchy things any more. I REALLY gotta hit the gym. But first, I'd LOVE to go shopping with Miley!

Ur teet is honestly PERFECTO*! (* ="perfecto" is Mexican word for "perfect")

I honestly think u have the perfect breasts and body. Ur so tight and firm, but then ur breasts are this nice lil lump of goodness. I am GLAD you did not succumb to Hollywood pressure and put BIG, FAKE implants in ur breasts. I am a REAL GIRL, and although my cha chas are like big floppy pancakes, I Can RESPECT u 4 what u did.

UR a TRUE feminist, bb! Who CARES if MEN want us to wear bras? U are NOT a sex object prostitute! Ur a former child star turned DIVA!

Iron Maiden? Whose that? I gotta check them out! They probably sound like Cobra Starship or Maroon Fives!

Call me if u and Noah ever wanna hang out, bb!

Ur an ICON, bb!
LindzLohanSideboob who? #teamMiley!