NSFW: Octomom shows off her BANGIN bikini body NUDE! | Hipster Runoff

NSFW: Octomom shows off her BANGIN bikini body NUDE!

NSFW: Octomom shows off her BANGIN bikini body NUDE!

by the UlTiMaTe LaMeStReAmER!!!


Octomom BB! How did u lose all that BABY WEIGHT, especially after u carried 8 children!

Ur womb must LITERALLY be the most fertile place on the planet. Hell, by the time I get a serious boyfriend, I know that my ovaries will be DRIED UP. And even after I have a child, I'll probably RETAIN all of the weight. UGH. I already have enough lbs on me, and i can't imagine the stress on a family when ur hubby wants u 2 drop all the weight. :-(

Ur body is SRSLY BANGING!

I think this pose is SEXIE!

I wanna go shopping with u! Maybe we can go to Mervyn's, Marshall's, or Kohl's to find some of today's HOTTEST fashions!

#live4u

Maybe we can hit the gym sometime? I'm REALLY good with kids, too. I'd be HAPPY to babysit them, especially because my job fired me after my creepy ex came by and stole a bunch of Office Supplies for drug money. #emberressing

I hope u have even MORE babies, bb! Jon and Kate Plus 8 who? #TeamOctomom4evr!