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NSFW: Time Magazine puts child sucking a tit on their magazine cover

NSFW: Time Magazine puts child sucking a tit on their magazine cover

by the UlTiMaTe LaMeStReAmER!!!


I love love LOVE reading Time Magazine. Well, I don't have a sub scription, but I DO love reading it when I sitting in a waiting room. I haven't been to the dentist in over 5 years, though. I am nervous that I will have to have my 3rd root canal and I don't even have insurance.

OMG! There's a kid sucking a tit on the cover! Now that's one hot momma! She has DEFANATELY lost her baby weight. I need to get on that regimen, even though I haven't had a baby yet. Hell, I'll probably never have a baby. My ex was so paranoid about getting me pregnant that he would make me 'morning after pill smoothies'. They were actually kinda yummy, but it was a tough pill to swallow to know that you were drinking an abortion.

Time Magazine NEEDS to be careful! I hope that kid is actually related to her, or else that might be K * D D* E P 0 _ N! I am afraid to type the real word! I wonder if he actually SUCKED on her CHA CHA, or if they used photoshop. I need to take a photoshop class so I can add another line to my resume. :-(

The lil kid actually reminds me of my ex. All he wanted to do was suck on my titties. It became SO unsexual, and it honestly just felt like some parasite was trying to suck me dry. Eventually, I lost all sensation in my nips because of him.

I'm gonna read u, Time Magazine!

Newsweek who? #TeamTimeMag
US News & World Report who? #TeamTimey