OP-ED: Why Miley Cyrus's dubstep career is good for Obama's 2nd term | Hipster Runoff

OP-ED: Why Miley Cyrus's dubstep career is good for Obama's 2nd term

OP-ED: Why Miley Cyrus's dubstep career is good for Obama's 2nd term

by the UlTiMaTe LaMeStReAmER!!!


Miley Cyrus has TOTALLY gone dubstep! This is just what I needed because I'm hearing SO much dubstep at the club. I absolutely LOVE new trends, and I am a very OPEN person who likes NEW TYPES of musica! (musica = Spanish for music)

I love this Bogore song! His name sounds like BOOGER, which is emberrissing because I usually have boogers STREAMING out of my nose. But on the other hand, it means that my body is HEALTHY and WORKING. That's what I tell myself after I take a HUGE bowel movement. I say, "Hey girl, u may be a big girl, but at the same time, u just dropped at least 5 lbs of excrement out of your body."

I need to Zumba to dubstep! That would prally help me burn A SHITLOAD of calories.

Yay Obama won. I wonder if he will do the thing where every one gets extra money if they file taxes this year. I hope I get a #surplus because I need a new DVD player, HD TV, and one of those mounts that you put it on the wall and you can connect it to your computer to stream Youtubes on the big screen. Then I can cancel my cable and have WAY more money. #ripoff

I wanna eat the cake with Miley! Let's dubstep soon, girl! Call me up!

Miley has the perfect body and the perfect hair and I think if I could just pick her brain for an hour, first of all, she would like me and we'd be friends forever, but also I think that she could give me helpful advice about being gluten free.

I wanna partie dubsteps with Miley! I gotta buy me one of those zany lil hats that look like an animal! #fun

Miley is the Princess of Dubstep!