Taylor Swift honestly sings THE BEST songs. I honestly used to sit in the bleachers, and I had a crush on this guy, but he picked a fake girl, but she was admittedly prettier than me :-(

I NEED a makeover! I usually go to SuperCuts and take a picture of a celeb that I cut out from a magazine! I'm gonna HAVE TO print this 1 out and take it in to my hairstylist, who is actually a M2F (male2female) transvestite. He has THE BEST hair, he was DEFANATELY supposed to be a woman. I wish I had his body because he is way more of a woman than me. One time I was in a relaish with a man who actually wanted to be a woman, and it made me feel really unpretty, as if I made him feel like less of a man.

He became a woman and we became GREAT gal pals, but then she turned into a TOTAL BITCH and stole my next BF! Needless to say, my confidence and sexual identity have been very undefined and worthless for the better part of the last 10 years.

TayTay is AMAZING and she is DEFANATELY the best crossover success story since Leeighan Rhymes.

I am gonna get bangs soon! Last time I gave myself bangs, I accidentally cut off my forehead, giving myself a lil lobotomy :-(

SelenaGowho? #TeamTaySwift