Taylor BB! If I were a HOT HUNK, I would make my Girlfriend 4 sure!

Honestly, I am thinking of becoming a lesbian at this point. I feel like my needs are so intense that only another large woman would understand. But I am so turned off by the sight of myself in the mirror that I might not be in2 it. It's real hard when u have an ex who told u it was alright to eat entire boxes of Cocoa Puffs 4 dinner.

I lovelovelove how hipster she looks on the cover. I NEED a new digital camera and photo printer. I have an old camera and I usually just take pictures of myself from high angles to minimize the number of chins that I have. My ex used to give me gaget advice because he worked at Best Buy, but ever since he got promoted to his Geek Squad job, he just doesnt have time 4 me. Turns out he was dating the girl who roams in the video game and CD section.

I GOTTA pick up this magazine. Maybe it has DATING TIPS.

Reba McEntire who???? #TeamTaySwift

She is a HOTTIE and SMART and KEEPS HER CLOTHES ON without SLUTTING IT OUT!