I'm gonna go ahead and be honest.

1. YES, I wear spanx
2. YES, I have cottage cheese
3. NO, I have not been swimming in over 10 years
4. NO, I have not hit the gym like I said I would
5. My exBF dumped me because I wouldn't wear thongs, and we dated during the whole 'thong song' era.

At least we have Vanessa Hudgens and her FINE A$$ 2 save us...
She looks REAL GOOD and HOT

I could never wear a bikini, and if I went swimming I would probably wear jogging pants and a big Mickey Mouse t-shirt.

My skin doesn't like sun.
But it does like cocoa butter.