OMG U look so thin and fierce, Xtina bb!

I honestly haven't worn leggings since my dance recital at age 9. I was a bit bigger than the other girls. I tried to do the splits and my leggings tore, exposing my vagine to the entire school. From then on I was known as 'Split pants pussy girl.' The name stuck. They yelled it at me when I walked across the stage to get my graduation diploma from high school. It was horrible.

My ex used to call me 'Little Smokey' because my legs looked like short, fat little sausages. What an a-hole.

Xtina LOOKS GOOD and has THE BEST VOICE IN THE WORLD

Whitney Houston who? #TeamXtina