I wish I could wear leggings. No, seriously. Well, I kinda do because most pants fit my like skin tight leggings.

I'll never forget my first date with my exBF. We went to the Olive Garden and then out to a club to dance. It turns out my pants RIPPED OPEN when I was getting my groove on and it was embarasseng as hell. U could see my underpanties and my ass crack. It was sad. I looked like an idiot and I never heard from him again, so I guess he was never even my boyfriend.

Cristiana looks GOOD and FIERCE. She has lost her baby weight and has THE BEST VOICE in the world.

To all the haters who say her leggs look like sausages... I happen to like sausage! And I happen to also lovelovelove XtinaBB

#Drrty