WES ANDERSON CHARACTER COSTUMES: THE DEAD END OF HALLOWEEN CIVILIZATION
Photos by Tenenbaumfail
Maybe it's time
to retire the Wes Anderson film character costumes
When was the last time Wes Anderson made a movie that resonated with modern society?
Maybe we have evolved beyond the indie era
and u r compromising ur authentic personal brand
by dressing like a Tenenbaum
a Max Fisher
Don't care if u had to go 2 a couples costume partie
It's time 2 retire
the Wes Anderson film-based costumes
It's time to get serious abt life
stop pretending u r in an indie movie
Ur life is for real
ur never going to be a character in a film
Stop living in an effing dream world
ur never going 2 slit ur wrists [via suicide]
Ur a mexi
Ur not even white
We get it
and u watch indie films
but just that vibe really doesn't resonate ne more
Also, ur AZN
Ur not the white/Jewish Max Fisher
Ur not in HS
Ur not a tragic overachiever
ur an underachiever
Forgettable, lazy, mediocre
Ur not interested in anything
and ur not interesting
Ur not as pretty as Gwyneth Paltrow
or else u would be married to the coldplay bro
I don't think u r a talented, yet cunty woman
ur just an effing hollow broad with no feelings
But I do endorse the concept of the female costume that is
[ANYTHING] + [SLUTTY] + [TITTIES HANGING OUT] = great costume
R u addicted 2 drugs?
Do u want to be part of a brilliant family?
Escape from ur middle class past
ascend into 'tragic greatness'?
Did any1 even like the Darjy Limited
or was every1 'over it'
Not sure why any1 would want to go to India
Seems like there's a lot of ppl there
when there are so many ppl
it is hard 2 be an individual
Sorta just wish I had an azn sidekick
to integrate into my costume :-(
Would rather be Chill Murray [link]
than a second rate Bill Murray character
Never forget the time I saw 'Life Aquatic' in theatres
and was 'pissed' that it wasn't Rushmore/Tenenbaums set underwater
Kinda wish u'd just chop off ur finger
so u could feel 'real pain'
Instead of ur 'seasonal depression'
or whatever u r medicated 4
yall seem like real bros
Feel like u might as well 'vote 4 pedro'
instead of being a Tananbaum
So many Tenenbaums
So many Lamestreamers
Miss u myspace era
Really feel like when it's all said and done
and the world ends
we will be able 2 say
that Napoleon Dynamite had a bigger cultural impact than the combined effect of Wes Anderson films
I guess maybe we're all just lamestreamers
and we're trying to brand ourselves
to be authentic
Maybe Wes Anderson relied 2 much on 'characters'
and gimmicky sets + costumes
and the human fabric of his films
have withered away
It's been time
Good bye Richie
Danny 'I'm too old 4 this shit' Glover
dead end of halloween costumlization
Is the Wes Anderson film costume gimmick evr going 2 die?
Will people still dress like Wes Anderson characters in 2k10?
Are Wes Anderson films transcendent of time?
Were Wes Anderson films ever meaningful, or did u 'always see thru them'?
R u an entry-level or a lamestreamer?
Is there a 'huge backlash' against the meaningful indie film boom of the 2k0s?
See yall in the suburbs
and handing out tricks and treats 2 spoiled kids