NSFW: Jared Leto crowdsurfs towards women who are flashing their titties @ him
Fan: Jared! We love u! Look at my breasteses! They are just 4 u!
Jared Leto: I'm coming 4 u. U r a true fan. Ur breasts are wonderful. U inspire me to make great art.
Fan: :::SHARTED MY PANTS:::: Jared Leto is the most alternative man alive. Blarg. I'm in heaven!
Jared Leto [via telepathy]: I love your soul. We are a mere 30 Seconds From Mars.
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Do yall <3 Jared Leto?
Would u show him ur perfect alternative breasts?
Do u wish u could be Jared Leto and get to see breasts on the reg?
Does Jared Leto's alt-ness inspire women 2 'take off their tops'?