NSFW: Jared Leto artfully inspects titties, is a FEMALE BODY INSPECTOR | Hipster Runoff

NSFW: Jared Leto artfully inspects titties, is a FEMALE BODY INSPECTOR


I am a member of the FBI
▲▲Female ▲Body▲ Inspector▲▲
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My name is Jared Letbro.▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
▲▲▲▲I have been named the 72nd most creative person in business▲▲▲
I am confident that I am the #1 most creative person ever▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
▲▲▲▲and the #1 business man ever▲▲▲▲
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▲▲▲▲▲▲This is my life.▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
▲▲▲▲▲▲Tits every day. Any shape, size, age, race, weight, cup size.▲▲▲▲▲▲
▲▲▲▲▲▲The world is at my finger tip.▲▲▲▲▲▲

▲▲▲▲▲▲Get back to fucking work, interns. I'm building an empire here. ▲▲▲▲▲▲
▲▲▲▲▲▲(I'm building a pyramid scheme.)▲▲▲▲▲▲

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▲▲▲▲▲▲I have to tweet. My tribe awaits my sacred cryptic messages.▲▲▲▲▲▲

▲▲▲▲▲▲GODDAMMIT INTERNS. BRING ME MY FROZEN KOMBUCHA PUSH POPS.▲▲▲▲▲▲

▲▲▲▲▲▲The breasts are still okay▲▲▲▲▲▲
▲▲▲▲▲▲I am female body inspecting.▲▲▲▲▲▲
▲▲▲▲▲▲Look at that areola...▲▲▲▲▲▲
▲▲▲▲▲▲The ratio of nip to areola is perfect and beautiful.▲▲▲▲▲▲

▲▲▲▲▲▲The new tshirts didn't come in? Are you kidding me? I've had you on this project for 2 months and you ruin it? You're fired!▲▲▲▲▲▲

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I hold my Leto interns 2 a higher standard▲▲▲▲▲▲
They are paid in the currency of Leto▲▲▲▲▲▲
which is actually a series of dollars and coins that I had them make▲▲▲▲▲▲
utilizing Microsoft Word's Word Art feature.▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲

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Please drive 200 miles and bring me the head of an albino buffalo calf▲▲▲▲▲▲
place its blood into a chalice▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
and give it to me after the middle of my weekly 100 mile wilderness run and lasertag hunt▲▲▲▲▲▲

Goddammit interns.▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
Ur holding me back.▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
This is NOT a a calf, the blood tastes too old.▲▲▲▲▲▲

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▲▲▲▲▲▲LETO▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
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Do u drink albino buffalo blood?
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Jared Leto

Actor, Buzzband

Jared Leto is an alternative actor, and the lead singer of the band 30 Seconds to Mars.

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