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I Am Carles Returns with LIMITED EDISH VALENTINE'S DAY shirt. (11 comments) |
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Alexis Krauss shows off her BANGIN BOD in GQ Magazine. She truly is 'Sexi Lexi.' (15 comments) |
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Bon Iver sounds like dying indie rock on SNL, has mysterious HUGE black teenager in backing band (30 comments) |
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Pitchfork cyberbullies & slutshames Best Coast, calls her an 'inauthentic two-timing sell out panderer' (13 comments) |
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Tyler the Creator spotted bronoodling with 'this nigga' Kanye West. Are Big Thangs Poppin? (10 comments) |
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Lana Del Rey sells MAD albums, is officially RICH, FAMOUS, and SUCCESSFUL (12 comments) |
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LANAMANIA hits Los Angeles, frenzied fans begin sobbing in Lana Del Rey's presence (35 comments) |
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GRAPHIC PHOTO: Cults lead singer Brian Oblivion suffers severe 3rd degree burns to face (4 comments) |
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Introducing PRAYER WATCH 2K12 A CandleLight Vigil 4 Carles #pray4carles (24 comments) |
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"BUZZ BANDS" was a category on Jeopardy. Have BUZZ BANDS crossed over 2 the mnstrm? (14 comments) |
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Was M.I.A.'s Super Bowl flip off the first shameless slutwave marketing act in the post-LDR era? (27 comments) |
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Skrillex spotted bronoodling with nostalgic human meme Mr. Belding in relevant VIP section (4 comments) |
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Vampire Weekend was the HUGE indie winner of the Super Bowl commercial war (6 comments) |
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Lana Del Rey wears baseball cap, looks TOTALLY EFFING keut (7 comments) |
Have I seen everything?
Have I discovered authenticity?
Has every original meme in the world been made?
Will music ever get better, or did it already peak in the 60s/70s/80s/90s/00s/bloghouse?
What happens if the hypemachine 'breaks down'/shuts down?
Has every alt worn every type of zany accessory there is to wear?
Has the party pic industry 'peaked'?
Am I more/less than 'just another snarky blg'?
What is gonna happen when the facehunter loses his will 2 hunt faces?
Should I turn into a krappie 'news blog' now that I have 'advertising'?
What do u want from HRO?
Should I stop blggng?
///help////
Can I die and go to heaven now that I have seen a Green Aggs an Ham DJ set?
(miss yall)
R/I/P/
Are Stepdad jeans/standup comedian jeans going mainstream?
[Style Bay Area]
Will Green Aggs and Hammy stay 2gether, or will they get divorced?
Will Albert Hammond Jr. love Agyness 4ever? Is it possible to love some1 even tho they have a bad haircut, or is it kind of like the implied marriage agreement where if 'some1 loses a limb/gets badly burned and their physical appearance changes, it's okay if u leave them bc they aren't the same n e more'?
[N00dz via Pedestrian blog]
Is there an age limit for being street fashion blggd about? If you street-fashion-blog-about some one over the age of 52, is it kidnapping?
[Hi Stiley]
Will my firstborn child be alt-yet-mainstream enough to be a child model for Target and appear in a free-spirited jumping ad?
[via Copyranty]
In the year 2k10, will every1's default user pic be a picture of them dressed as a Joker alt taken with their Macbook camera?
Was Donnie Darko ever really that good, or were people just trying to be deep/indie in 2k1?
Do pix of Jake Gylly make you miss Heath? Me too. :-(
Should I start shopping at Walmart now that they have a logo that makes them seem a lil more free-spirited & environmentally conscious?
I wish I could Skype with God so he could answer my questions. :-(
Utilizing the 'MASHUP' technique of determining a couple's nickname has proven to take the couple's dual-brand to the next level. Thanks to HRO Commenters, we have finalized Albert Hammond Jr & Agyness Deyn's Couple Mashup Nickname.
How do yall feel about Green Aggs and Ham?
Nickname Runner-up: aggs over my hammy 
3rd place nickname: 'Dem Alties
[Photo via Bryan Boi]
What's the deal with Agyness Deyn and Albert Hammond, Jr (better known as the Freddie Prinze Jr of the Strokes)?
What do they even have in common? The experience of shopping for little boy clothes? Can we give alt-celeb couples nicknames that mashup their two names? Which one of these is the best?
I think we can all just assume that Agy is trying 2 use Alby so that she can replace Julian Casablancas in the Strokes.
I don't know how I feel about this latest Alby Hammy Jr video. It seems like it was made for an entry-level artist who is 'trying too hard to make it.'
He makes a lot of weird, emotive faces that I don't think match his personal brand as the 'silent guitar player' from the Strokes.
What makes u smile?
Who is a more authentic alt couple: Ryan Adams+Mandy Moore or Aggy Hammy?
What is the deal with alt-celeb relationships? Do you think one member of the relationship has an alt-inferiority complex, and the other member develops a 'mainstream anxiety complex'?
I wish we could get past all of this mainstream vs. alt stuff and just focus on how people have beautiful insides, no matter what kind of music, films or fashion they like.
'if you love something alt, and it turns mainstream 4 u, then it is tru luv.'
-a mainstream wife who made her husband start wearing stepdad jeans
Previous pseudo-alt symbiotic relationship coverage
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/06/mainstream-couples-who-people-pretend.html
It's Monday. You can't listen to dance music 7 days a week.
Time for some thing different to start your week.
Did you watch Spoon on SNL? Or did you not last past another crappy edition of Weekend Update?
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-am704PJGfc]
MP3: Ryan Adams - So Alive
Buy Ryan Adams at Amazon.
Have u ever wondered what hot alt model former it-girl Agyness Deyn sounds like? Alt baguettes always have the weirdest voices. It sounds like Agyness sounds like a filthy Scottsman, or something, like Sean Connery. Next time I pleasure myself while thinking of her, I will think of her swearing in her heavy accent. She sorta has an androgynous vibe anyways, so it wouldn't he a stretch to think abt making love to a very pretty man.
She did some sort of sponsored content for Dr. Marten's. She talks abt breaking up being hard. U have to assume this is abt Strokes guitarist Albert Hammond Jr, bc that is her most high profile alt relationship. I miss the days of Green Aggs and Hammy.
Remember Doc Martens? I think they were moderately alt for a while in grungey way, but then they eventually went lamestream as tweens were all abt the yellow stitching on the Dr. Marten sandal.
Aggieness also took some deep photos where she is making out with a dude in her DOC MARTENS. I guess they still think she is 'famous'.
Do u think she is 'hot' or just alt gimmicky?
R u gonna by Dr. Martenz?
Kickball Katy is the 'frontwoman' and #1 sex icon in the hit 2k11 buzzband Vivian Girls. She has recently been spotted Canoodling with both Michael Cera [link] AND Tyler the Creator [link] AND some random altbro [link] AND some guy in the Black Lips [link]. IT seems like her canoodle fest has moved on to one of the Strokes, Albert Hammond Jr.
Upon further investigation, this is actually a 'cropped pic' of the entire band. It seems plausible that Albie Hammond had 'his pick' of the Vivian Girls for a 1-on-1 canoodling sesh.
Which member of the Vivian Girls is the keutest?
Who should Albert Hammond 'shack up with'?
Should Kickball Katy 'go solo'?
Are the Vivian Girls likely to break up after their 'disastrous P4k Review' or can their brand stay strong?
Do u think Kickball Katy is a 'step up' or 'step down' from Agyness Deyn?
Right now, Kickball Katy's stock is HOT, so it makes sense that Albert Hammond Jr might try to get some of her buzz...
I still dream
of ur
perfect alt jugs, Katie BB <3 <3 [link]
R u on #TeamVivGirls or #TeamP4k?
Is Albert Hammond Jr still the 'hottest' Stroke?
Who had a more disappointing year: The Strokes, the Vivian GIrls, or Radioheads?
Is Kickball Katy way prettier and more talented than Best Coast?
Kickball Katy is a member of the Vivian Girls. She is a ginger.
Albert Hammond Jr. is the guitarist from The Strokes. He used 2 bang former it-girl Agyness Deyn.
The Vivian Girls are a fuzzy buzzy all-girl band who is sad bc their drummer left them for Best Coast
This is a new music video for The Strokes song called "Call Me Back" directed by Albert Hammond Jr. By 'directed', I think it just means he got hella blazed and pooped out a video because every1 else in the Strokes is probably tired of being in the Strokes, so they don't really make decisions 2gether, they are just trying to make tons of bank off their new album.
Unfortunately, it isn't really a wet t-shirt Girls Gone Wild themed video... Instead it is just a boring-ish artsy video where water is falling on a beautiful maiden. I watched the entire thing hoping for some 'nip slips' or some erect nipple action, but I guess this is supposed to look like it is 'beautiful' to their tween fan base.
R u tired of The Strokes?
Did they 'flop' rlly, rlly hard?
Does Albie Hammond Jr have a beautiful mind + vision?
IS this video 'beautiful' or does it just look like freshman art major level material?
Do u think this music video is abt Albie's breakup with Agyness Deyn?
Should The Strokes write poppier songs instead of trying to be meaningful and sad?
Should The Strokes 'retire'?
Do u hope Nikolai goes solo?
The Strokes may have been the first buzzband of the 21st century.
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