AltBro or AltBGGT?

Carles — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 18:12:28 +0000

AltBro or AltBGGT is an HRO gimmick where the reader must decide if the bro pictured is an altBro or an altBGGT. An altBGGT is a bro is is post-altBro, comes off as a little bit of a Bag, but is still pretty ghey/fggt.

Please justify your answer to receive a free AltGoodieBag full of mp3s, candy, and memes.
For example: “He is an altBro because of his post-childpred glasses.”
or: “He is an AltBGGT because of his leopard/cheetah leggings + altMan Purse.”

What do yall think? This 1 is kinda difficult.

ALTBRO or ALTBAG? [possibly ALTBGGT edition]

Carles — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 01:04:00 +0000

ALTBRO or ALTBAG or ALTBGGT* is an HRO gimmick where I find pix of alternative males. Readers then must decide if the person pictured is an altBro or an altBag (or possibly the [HIGHLY ELUSIVE] ALTBGGT*).

Please justify ur answer 2 receive full credit//HRO points.
For example, “He is an altBro bc an authentic alt would be in AmericanAppy man panties.”
Or “he is an altBGGT because he’s kinda baggy, but kinda FGGTy at the same time. Sort of an anomaly.”
or “he is an authentic AltBag because he has directed and starred in hit AuthenticCore films that feature blowj scenes with it-girls.”

What do yall think?

(*)note: For those of u who failed ur alternative logic course, here is the definition of altBGGT.
AltBGGT = AltBag + FGGT

HIPSTER RUNOFF » AltBGGT

AltBro or AltBGGT?

ALTBRO or ALTBAG? [possibly ALTBGGT edition]